Sunday, January 6, 2008

My Spelling and Grammar

Green: Your crappy comics are full of spelling and grammar errors
Blue: MS paint does not have spell check
Green: Its not that hard to prof read this stuff before you post it
Blue: Actually I am spelling and grammar challenged. I cant see the mistakes in my own writing.
Green: You know your going to catch hell about this a lot
Green: And wtf, MS Paint?

I will make the comment that I know I struggle with spelling. Well, I don't struggle any more. I just gave up. So I want to to give you the heads up now. I expect to catch a lot of heat over this issue.

Online Cartoonist Finds Financial Success Offline

Online Cartoonist Finds Financial Success Offline

Blue: I’m going to make millions off these comics
Blue: Some guys that does web comics just published a book with them
Green: Dude, you have only been writing comics for 3 days and only have 12
Blue: So

Do something stupid

Blue: Do something stupid
Green: Why?
Blue: No reason
Green: Your out of comic ideas already

I didnt make the list

Blue: The guys over at Pro blogger made a list of the 7 types of posts that generate traffic
Blue: It was a good read
Green: What did it say about this type of blog post?
Blue: We didn’t make the list

7 Types of Blog Posts Which Always Seem to Get Links and Traffic

Warren Miller at Beckmill Research

Todays comic was inspired by someone saying something stupid. I was browsing some stuff that talked about a talk Bill Gates gave. I then found this comment at the bottom.

Bill Gates lecturing about complexity is like Jack the Ripper lecturing about the treatment of women. Gates's Garbageware is the most absurd, convoluted, needlessly complex suite of products that was ever foisted on markets. It is Garbageware because it comes from a monopoly that was constituted through tying, which, as taught in Antitrust 101, is illegal. Unfortunately, the feds don't understand this, or are afraid of Gates, so they surrendered. We're all paying the price for that by having to content with an overpriced, rotten group of products about whose purchase we have no practical choice.

I know its just flame bait but I could not resist. I checked out his site link. It took me to a small company page that was cheaply done. I found at least one broken link on it. This guy turns out to be the domain holder. The address matches that of the business. Its possible its a one man shop, but I didn't look that deep. So I came up with this comic and posted it as a response.

Blue: Hi, I am Warren Miller from Beckmill research
Green: Microsoft's software is crap because they are a monopoly
Green: That’s like saying Beckmill Research sucks because Warren miller is a jerk
Green: Even if it was true, it does not relate that way

Saturday, January 5, 2008

The story so far

I have already posted a lot of comics. I am going to start posting the text of the comics to make them more searchable. I just wanted to give you the heads up if you were wondering what the hell I was doing.